My mom carried me for nine months. She felt sick...
When I'm shuffling
sarcasticates: Expectation Reality
When your crush says they like you too
Outside you are like, But inside you are like, Then you text your bestfriend, And they are like, And then your crush tries to ask you out like this, And you are like, And then you two are on a date and you are like, Then suddenly he kisses you, And says, And you are, And then you go home and you are like, And then you wake up and realize it was all a dream and...
When I'm watching t.v. and someone stands right in...
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When I was a kid... →
wowfunniestposts: I pretended that tic-tacs were pills/drugs. Or that wafer sticks were cigarettes… Gatorade was vodka/alcohol…. Or that grape juice was red wine… I was just that badass.